Office Tiger's 'Paper Tiger' Award

Goes to the entire bloody Indian cricket team for having unbelievable credentials,but yet losing to a bunch of teenagers!

P.S: You @#$%& scumbags...

Horse Shoe Award

Goes to Autowallahs, who come to a standstill from 40 km/hr in 3 seconds, on the sight of a Bus stop....right on the middle of the road!

Swadesi Movement Award

Goes to Sonia Gandhi, for not allowing any Italian to come to India.

W.I.L.L.S Consumer's Choice Award

Goes to John Abraham for smoking 60 cigarettes a day for the film No Smoking.

Chameleon Award

Goes to all politicians of the World, for changing political colours within minutes.

Magnolia Animal Lover Award

Goes to Indian Finance Minister,Mr.P.Chidambaram for reducing the duty on pet foods while ensuring that the common man got no other concessions from the Union Budget.

Note:We all know what a great Animal lover,Mag is.