Ayman Al Zawahiri Award

goes to Ayman Al Zawahiri for being the most sincere spokesperson of an organization. The award recognizes people that work under extreme conditions of danger, yet carry on their duty.

'Dhoom Goes Boom' Award

goes to the entire cast and crew of the movie 'Dhoom 2' for coming up with an utterly useless and unbelievable sequel to 'Dhoom' (which was a decent movie).

Pepsi "Ye dil maange more" Award

Goes to all politicians faking heart attacks, and evading arrests.

Pg3 Lawman Award

Jointly shared between H.R Bharadwaj and Ram Jethmalani.

Reasons undisclosed for lawful reasons.

Pidilite "laakh dukhon ki ek dawa" Award

Goes to Sonia Gandhi, given by the sycophant Congressmen.

Kohinoor Award

Goes to Laloo Parasad Yadav, for screwing Bihar for so long.

Vanish Award

Goes to Govinda, for entering the political circuit and then vanishing.

Airtel "Express Yourself" Award

Goes to Uma Bharti for expressing herself clearly, to the extent of getting herself expelled from the party.

Brand Loyalty Award...

goes to supporters of Tamil actor turned politician,Vijayakant, who tried to pelt stones and prevent the Income Tax dept. from conducting a raid on the actor's premises for tax evasion.

'Chamki Chameli'on Award...

goes to Tamil Nadu Chief minister Karunanidhi for being a life long atheist and then recently sharing the dias with Godman Sri Satya Sai Baba.
Note:I purposefully misspelt Chameleon to coincide with 'Chamki Chameli', the Hindi movie that's under production.

NDTV Newsmaker of the decade

Goes to the Mahajan family, for providing enough NEWS lasting 2 months.

Bagpiper Consumers Choice Award

Goes to all drunk drivers of the century

Coke Award

Goes to Rahul Mahajan and his coketales.

Century Ply' sab sahe mast rahe' Award

Goes to Manmohan Singh, for being screwed up by all political party and still remaining strong and happy.

Idea 'Ideator of the Century' Award

Goes to Arjun Singh for his new-fangled Reservation ideas.

Hawkins Pressure Cooker Award

Jointly shared between Karunanidhi and CPI(M) party members for creating Pressure situation in the Government.

Duracell 'Long lasting Batteries' Award

Goes to Jyoti Basu, for being in politics for so long and still active.

Spl "Lagey Raho Munnabhai" Award

Goes to L.K Advani, for trying to be the Prime Minister since the 1980s.

Fevicol "mazboot jod" Award

Goes to all the CPI(M) Part members for sticking with the government inspite of all the differences.

Lux "Andar ki baat hai" award

Goes to Mrs. Sonia Gandhi, for listening to her inner voice for every whimsical.