Office Tiger's 'Paper Tiger' Award

Goes to the entire bloody Indian cricket team for having unbelievable credentials,but yet losing to a bunch of teenagers!

P.S: You @#$%& scumbags...

Horse Shoe Award

Goes to Autowallahs, who come to a standstill from 40 km/hr in 3 seconds, on the sight of a Bus stop....right on the middle of the road!

Swadesi Movement Award

Goes to Sonia Gandhi, for not allowing any Italian to come to India.

W.I.L.L.S Consumer's Choice Award

Goes to John Abraham for smoking 60 cigarettes a day for the film No Smoking.

Chameleon Award

Goes to all politicians of the World, for changing political colours within minutes.

Magnolia Animal Lover Award

Goes to Indian Finance Minister,Mr.P.Chidambaram for reducing the duty on pet foods while ensuring that the common man got no other concessions from the Union Budget.

Note:We all know what a great Animal lover,Mag is.

Pepsi "Ye dil maange more" Award

Goes to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,president of Iran, for asking for a whooping from the US by meddling with Iraq,threatening Israel and also for pretending not to develop Nuclear weapons.

Dr. LIPS kisser Award

Goes to Mika, awarded by the previous title holder 'Serial kisser Emraan Hashmi. '

Narada Award

Goes to all NEWS channels.

Asian paints Award

Goes to all paan chewers, who paint the town red...free of charge.

P.C Sorcar Vanish Award

Goes to all women who make all the money from the husband's pocket disappear, without them even knowing.

Ayman Al Zawahiri Award

goes to Ayman Al Zawahiri for being the most sincere spokesperson of an organization. The award recognizes people that work under extreme conditions of danger, yet carry on their duty.

'Dhoom Goes Boom' Award

goes to the entire cast and crew of the movie 'Dhoom 2' for coming up with an utterly useless and unbelievable sequel to 'Dhoom' (which was a decent movie).

Pepsi "Ye dil maange more" Award

Goes to all politicians faking heart attacks, and evading arrests.

Pg3 Lawman Award

Jointly shared between H.R Bharadwaj and Ram Jethmalani.

Reasons undisclosed for lawful reasons.

Pidilite "laakh dukhon ki ek dawa" Award

Goes to Sonia Gandhi, given by the sycophant Congressmen.

Kohinoor Award

Goes to Laloo Parasad Yadav, for screwing Bihar for so long.

Vanish Award

Goes to Govinda, for entering the political circuit and then vanishing.

Airtel "Express Yourself" Award

Goes to Uma Bharti for expressing herself clearly, to the extent of getting herself expelled from the party.